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you just didn't do it well,

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2012.03.26

Tonight we were playing with trains when one soaring three-stage bridge came crumbling down.

"Uh-oh!" I declared, moving to start the repairs.

"that's okay faddy," my son informed me. "you just didn't do it well."

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There's something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we're doing. Milk is kind of gross.

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