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last minute shopping for X'mas

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2011.12.19

What do you get for the loving wonderful wife who has everything, when you're X'mas shopping at the last minute?

Something from the Internet. Made from waste byproducts of sea creatures and the bodily byproducts of spiders. Naturally.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

—Rita Rudner