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last minute shopping for X'mas

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2011.12.19

What do you get for the loving wonderful wife who has everything, when you're X'mas shopping at the last minute?

Something from the Internet. Made from waste byproducts of sea creatures and the bodily byproducts of spiders. Naturally.

rand()m quote

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.

—-George Carlin