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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2011.10.15

The fellow who sold me my aquarium today guessed that I was of "East European" origin; specifically, he thought maybe Serbian or Czech.

I used to have a web page on this site with a collection of all the "what's your ethnicity" guesses I've had along these lines over the years, I should dust that off. Because in addition to Serbian/Czech, I've also had Italian, Irish (partial credit, there), "Jewish", Inuit(!), and others. No one's ever guessed German or Mennonite (not that many people have ever heard of the latter) or Scots-Irish.

rand()m quote

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

—Lenny Bruce