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"dream of bird shit on my head"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2011.08.31

The #2 search that brought people to my website yesterday was "dream of bird shit on my head".

My script reports that that same search led to my site four times (raising questions of the low volume of traffic to my site and whether I'm counting things properly). But I'm glad that I can be here for people when they need to know.

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks