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smuggling live fish in japan

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2010.12.19

The transport companies in Japan won't ship live fish. Or should I say they won't "knowingly" ship live fish....

I won't reveal my sources, but we learned a way to get our aquarium fish sent to their new home in Miyazaki: we told the transport company that it was raw fish for food.

And it worked! The fish are now hanging around in a new aquarium in Kyushu.

To get it done, we got a box with a styrofoam liner and placed the fish in bags individually. I then tossed in a filter, air pump, and heater. Adding a larger bag with the plants, and it was all done except for the lies.

rand()m quote

Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.

—Anton Chekhov