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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2010.10.28

I have a beard trimmer. But today I have no beard. Thanks to my son.

Every day I use my trimmer, and every day I check to make sure that the setting is on "5". Today I checked, but still wound up shearing off a big patch of my beard on the first swipe. Because Kenny had, according to Mari, dropped the thing.

Sigh. Groomed indirectly by my son....

rand()m quote

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them. In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

—Michael Crichton