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kicked square in the eye

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Tokyo, 2010.09.30

Anyone want a slightly used 2½ year old?

Here I thought being kicked in the crotch was getting old. But I'll take that over a child-sized foot in the eye any time.

rand()m quote

I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.

—Mayor Vaughn, Jaws