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kicked square in the eye

twenty-seven years and one million words

Tokyo, 2010.09.30

Anyone want a slightly used 2½ year old?

Here I thought being kicked in the crotch was getting old. But I'll take that over a child-sized foot in the eye any time.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—Ernest Hemingway