So if you're ever in Tokyo and see a dangerous driver and his license plate is the same, I'll testify on your behalf that the man has a history of aggressive and stupid driving. I don't know if it's a small penis thing, or a hatred of cyclists or gaijin or sunny days, or if maybe he was raised by wolverines. But this guy is a dangerous nut.
Three good things that happened today:
1. I was not killed
2. I did not get into a violent situation
3. The rest of my day went very well indeed
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.
—William Gibson