Since he seemed a bit pinched around the middle, I've tried feeding him directly. I took him from the aquarium and into a small bucket, into which I put some algae as well as a few bits of broccoli. He didn't seem interested in the food, but produced so much crap that I figure he must be eating enough.
Ganbatte, Buddy II!
I feel fortunate that I enjoyed the blandishments of modernity. I had hip replacement and root canal. I was able to travel on airplanes. I was able to take cheap food for granted. I went to the movies. I enjoyed rock 'n' roll. And now I'm ready to move on.
—James Howard Kunstler