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"cocaine!"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2010.01.10

In the evenings, we give The Boy a small calcium chew. He'll ask for them by name.

Unfortunately, he thinks "calcium" is pronounced "cocaine". It's going to be interesting if he ever starts demanding "cocaine" in public.

rand()m quote

If you are going to tell people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they'll kill you.

—Oscar Wilde