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the journal of Michael Werneburg

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Tokyo, 2009.12.11

Tonight, Mari and I were looking at the website of a wholesale clearinghouse, checking out products that we might import. Suddenly, Kenny said, "Pee!"

We looked down, and sure enough. He'd pulled down his omutsu and peed on the carpet. Time, it would seem, for a potty to go with the potty-training book we picked up in Hong Kong.

rand()m quote

We kill the cows to make jackets out of them, and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows.

—-Denis Leary