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digressions and puns

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2008.07.02

As I see it, digressions are a minor crime against speech. They're certainly a problem when it comes to storytelling, and they can quickly put people off when you're trying to do business.

An example? My autobiography, which I'm now slowly re-writing. It's a tangled mess of digressions at this point, and I had to start from scratch to make it readable.

It occured to me today that maybe digressions are the sort of thing we're answerable for on "Judgment Day". And puns. Surely puns are attrocities. Would we have to attone for digressions and puns?

rand()m quote

Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.

—-Henry David Thoreau