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movie review - Crank

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2008.04.17

Easily one of the worst movies I've seen. Let's put it in the bottom fifty. Purile, ridiculous, unpleasant and made without much care.

Also, I can't help notice that Amy Smart featured in this wretched affair. The same Amy Smart that appeared in Rat Race, the only movie I've ever walked out of.

Not recommended.

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The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore.

—Vincent Van Gogh