Also, we bought our first diapers, and looked at baby carriages, too. The latter of all space age and overdesigned. And priced accordingly.
*My mum's cousin, the second Ken in our family (after my grandfather, who as far as I know was the first), referred to my forthcoming son as "Ken 4" and himself as "Ken 2". This makes my brother "Ken 3", and our family wholly unoriginal.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
—Rita Mae Brown