Today we attended a wedding reception. Being married off was our Princess Ran-Ran, to young Yoda-san. That's right, his name is Yoda. As he explained, his first name is Yoshi, like the little green dragon/dinosaur from the Mario games....
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket.
—Eric Hoffer, The Temper of Our Time