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Toronto, 2005.08.31

Today I took a day off of work in lieu for the 18 hours trek back from Tokyo. I rented a car to pick up some boxes and pack some of my things.

The car is a Monte Carlo, and it's the worst thing I've ever rented. It's a two-door coupe and it's so low that I have to push my 6'5" back farther than is strictly comfortable - and I'm still bumping the ceiling. Visibility in this thing is absolutely appaling. The rear-view mirrors are tiny and badly placed, and the B and C columns are so thick that they essentially blend together into one giant blind spot.

In the parking lot of the box store, I managed to put a big scrape into the driver side door by grinding it against the bumper of a (not entirely well-parked) delivery guy's car. I hung around and waited for him to come out, and we exchanged phone numbers (happily, I had some of my personal "calling cards" on hand).

He called this evening to tell me that he'd gone to a body shop where a friend works, and got an estimate. $100.

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In the wake of 9/11, we [in America] have made the decision as a society that we can never again create something in which we can take pride, for fear that someone will destroy it. Moreover, we must suppress any trace of individualism, lest someone have the desire to rise above the bland sameness that protects us. I have, alas, no idea how to recapture our courage.

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