journal features
movie reviews
photo of the day

considerate and informative virus

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2005.05.30

Today a virus taught me what to do if I'm having a heart attack alone (the answer is to draw deep breaths and to cough). It was a virus that taught me this, strangely enough, by way of infecting an uncle's system and forwarding the file from his machine.

rand()m quote

Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid.

—Valery Legasov