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twenty-eight years and a million words

Toronto, 2005.05.30

Today a virus taught me what to do if I'm having a heart attack alone (the answer is to draw deep breaths and to cough). It was a virus that taught me this, strangely enough, by way of infecting an uncle's system and forwarding the file from his machine.

rand()m quote

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

—anon