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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2005.03.07

Thanks to the chaos of the move, I'm wearing jeans that are six years old today. They're breathtakingly tight. Literally

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks