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Toronto, 2005.05.30

Today a virus taught me what to do if I'm having a heart attack alone (the answer is to draw deep breaths and to cough). It was a virus that taught me this, strangely enough, by way of infecting an uncle's system and forwarding the file from his machine.

rand()m quote

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

—Joseph Addison