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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2004.12.23

So, once again it seems that you can get away with anything if you're a celebrity. This time, it appears that being a hockey player with a blank-eyed blonde on your arm means you can at least get away with the public assault and crippling of a peer. Charming.

I wonder what someone with an unread website and an online journal can get away with? Re-using stamps that weren't properly cancelled?

rand()m quote

I asked my doctor to give me something to stop me from aging, and he gave me a gun.

—Rodney Dangerfield