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so you have an ass that's .. juicy?

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2003.05.10

There is a style these days where young women wear track pants with a word printed across the ass. Not an objectionable style, per se. But today the word I saw on one ass was 'Juicy'. I'm not sure that's what I'd want to be advertising?

rand()m quote

Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

—Jerry Seinfeld