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so you have an ass that's .. juicy?

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2003.05.10

There is a style these days where young women wear track pants with a word printed across the ass. Not an objectionable style, per se. But today the word I saw on one ass was 'Juicy'. I'm not sure that's what I'd want to be advertising?

rand()m quote

I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.

—Mayor Vaughn, Jaws