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just call my two-fingers

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2002.10.28

Charlie and I were downtown, so we decided to drop in at Hernando's for lunch. After we'd eaten, the waitress looked at me, and asked, "Are you... 'Two-Fingers'?"

Charlie looked at me, baffled. I nodded at her, and admitted I was. It's a nick-name they gave me back when I frequented the Front St. location. It referred to my habit of drinking their 'Dos Dedos' tequila (Dos Dedos means 'two fingers' in Spanish). I was surprised that she remembered me; it's been almost three years since I went in there on anything approaching a regular basis. She told me that I was the only one who even drank the stuff!

rand()m quote

If you are going to tell people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they'll kill you.

—Oscar Wilde