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Don't be a hater

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2002.09.29

Rrrrr! Today I was told, "Don't be a hater."

I hate that expression! It was the 30th person to call me on my new Toronto phone number blabbing the inane line at me after calling for "Hazel", the girl - and by girl I'm beginning to increasingly think 'prostitute' due to the profusion of men [in addition to the odd woman] who call at all hours) who had my number before me. Hazel, for Christ's sake?

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—Alice Kahn