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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Sydney, 2000.08.30

Now I've seen everything. Tonight, after the movie, there was a fellow standing at the Ozzie-style urinal trough chatting on his mobile phone.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

—Steve Martin