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movie review - Armageddon

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 1998.08.17

The dear old Earth is threatened with an extinction-event meteor impact, and only a pack of loser rough necks can help because reasons! Watch as very realistic characters played by Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi, and many more men throw their lives away in the lowest-stakes ham-fest ever committed to film. I regretted seeing this in the cinema or at all.

Not recommended. I hope it was fun to make because there was no other point.

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