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the journal of Michael Werneburg

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Toronto, 1997.03.31

Well, this month had its moments, but they were all Star Wars movies. This one was overacted and had little plot, with a good dose of Hollywood Camp It Up for good measure. Three wives (Bette Middler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton) are dumped by there husbands (including the fellow from Cheers who played Karla's wife - you know; he was in that Cohen brothers movie) in favor of younger women (one of whom is played by Sarah Jessica Parker). The decide to exact revenge on their husbands, appease their guilt over the suicide of a friend, and generally fill up a feature movie by building a woman's crisis center which houses a ball room.

Not recommended.

rand()m quote

I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.

—Mayor Vaughn, Jaws