dungeons and dragons monster: owlbear
2019.02.17 (updated : 2021.06.30)
Forget what you’ve heard. The home-world of the owlbear is Sppang, where they occur naturally. In an ecosystem practically ruled by large voracious worms, the ability to take flight is an advantage even for bear-sized creatures. The owlbears of Sppang are bears shaped like owls: a nightmare cross between the two animals with a hint of some other source in the mix.
With their superb senses of sight and smell, it is virtually impossible to surprise these crepuscular hunter-scavengers. Far more aggressive and violent than bears, and driven by a seemingly limitless appetite, these monsters can easily be provoked into an attack even when young.
| Young | Adult | Ancient | |
|---|---|---|---|
| No. Enc. | 1d4 | 1 (1d4+1) | 1 |
| Alignment | Angry | Hungry | Will to Power |
| Intelligence | Animal | Average | High |
| Movement | 35m (12m) | 18m (6m) | 18m (6m) |
| Armor class | 8 | 6 4 | |
| Hit dice | 5 | 9 | 14 |
| Attacks | 2 claw & bite | 2 claw & bite | See below |
| plus hug | plus hug | ||
| Damage | 1d8/1d8/1d8 | 2d4+2 (x3) | See below |
| Save | F2 | F4 | F8 |
| Morale | 12 | 10 | 10 |
| Hoard class | X | XX | XXII |
| XP | 350 | 1,000 | 2,400 |
Owlbears are known to live in deep forests, rocky badlands, and subarctic tundra. They are prolific breeders and may fully occupy a new territory in a matter of a decade.
Young
Young owlbears begin to fly within three months, but can climb within days. Frequently leaping from tree to tree if those trees are large enough (e.g. primeval forests), they can leap as much as 10m from a tree or 6m from the ground. A young owl bear leaves the nest at two years and joins a pack of others with the goal of establishing a territory.
Though slow in the air, young owlbears are capable of extended flying range and have been known to use high elevations like mountains to scour their territory for prey or carrion.
Just like bears, an owlbear may hug an opponent for 2d8 additional damage if it successfully hits with both paws in the same round.
Adult
A minority of owlbears survive the violence of youth. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 4m and weigh up to 400kg (larger than an adult polar bear by 1/3rd). Adventurers who have survived encounters with the creature speak of the harrowing screeching cries at deafening bear-roar volume, and the bestial hunger they glimpsed in those angry eyes.
Adult owlbears differ from their young in temperament and cunning, and by being strong fliers despite their considerable size and weight. Gliding above their temperate forest homes, they hunt deer, horses, moose, and any humanoids they think they can take. When hunting intelligent prey, they gauge their approach and time their attacks to isolate their victim.
Adult owlbears nest with a mate and offspring. One adult is usually out hunting at all times, but survivors have reported a primary hunter retrieving its mate to strike in tandem.
25% of adult owlbears speak a rudimentary form of Elvese.
Ancient
Ancient owlbears have survived centuries of adulthood. These special creatures are immense, with wingspans of 20m. They tend to oversee a great region of wilderness populated by related families of nesting adults. Their enormous eyes let them see as far as ten kilometers, and their owl-like hearing allows them to hear a deer from 300m. They can lift a horse, and have been observed hunting bulette. They are utterly fearless.
Fully 75% of ancient owlbears speak, and 50% of those use magic as a 3rd level witch.
Ancient owlbears also have a breath weapon consisting of a cone of cold some 60m long and 15m wide at the end. This blast of 100km/h wind lasts three rounds, measures at -60°C and does 8d6 damage to everything in its path per round. This attack instantly smashing things made of glass or crystal and can warp anything made of metal (1-2 on d6). Owlbears have been observed directing this weapon during the three-round period and firing while in flight.
A number of keen observers have noticed that owlbear and dragon ranges have zero overlap. And that there are no white/frost dragons on Sppang.
Thanks, Nicole. That never occurred to me. IIRC, both the Canadian and US teams went to 'Stralia with 'roots' brand clothing in 2000!
OZ
Dear Micheal,
Thank you so much for your pages about Oz. I am Canadian and my boyfriend is Australian, we had a great laugh at your Aussie words. haha. Anyways, I am trying to go to Austrlia next year to work. You said that the IT industry was easy to get a job with. I was wondering when you went? What kind of qualifications did you need? Is it true that you can only work for 3 months at one job with the WH visa? I really appreciate your help.
Thanks,
Erin
I hope you got my email, Erin.
In short, I think in your case (esp with the Aussie boyfriend in tow) you'll be fine turning up on a tourist visa.
Web Site
Just wanted to say thank you for putting up your web site. I read and looked at just about everything you had on OZ, and I found it entertaining and informative. I like your writing style as well. Your site is one of the best ones I have found with regards to what Canadians can expect when they visit or work in Australia. You've done a fine job.
Thanks for your comments. It was my pleasure to do so.
Probably moving to Sydney
Hey there...great page! I'm from Toronto and my husband is from Sydney and we currently reside in Las Vegas (pity us...it sucks beyond words). But we've had it and are seriously looking into up and moving to Oz in about a year or so.
So I've been surfing around looking for precisely your kind of info and advice for Canadians going to Sydney. I already knew a lot of what I read here because we visited for 6 weeks in 2000, but it's a good refresher and there were definitely things I didn't know. So thanks!
Mind you, I'm well aware of the whole "roots" thing and I, for one, find it quite amusing to wear Roots Canada gear in Australia. It's even got the extra entendre of a beaver (not that Aussies seem know of that particular sexual slang). :)
I sent your translation page to my hubby and in-laws so maybe they'll learn to decode what I'm saying!
Thanks!
-- Kimberly Chapman
http://kimberlychapman.com
Thanks for your comments, Kimberly. Good luck with the move!
Ozzies!
Sorry but as a working class Englishman, im sick of the ozzie attitude towards my fellow country men. Pommie this and pommie that...how old is that! You Canadians however are the friendliest people i have ever met..you should be proud ..unlike the Ozzies you DO have a great country...and no chip on your shoulders like the "okkas". Sooner Oz becomes a republic...the better!
Not sure what 'okkas' refers to, but I've found quite a bit of friction between the Aussies and Brits. I suspect the Aussie snobbery to the UK comes from their ancestors having been booted out over often trivial matters.
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
There's a story behind that chant.
One of the SOCOG members (Sydney Olympics Committee), who was seen to be an up-himself twat, was asked in a doorstop interview outside a hotel or somesuch whether he knew of any chants or supporters songs. He replied that whatever happened, he hoped it wasn't something like "Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!".
Australians will do anything to spite an elitist pratt.
Hmmm! Great story, that.
I never saw that, while down there. All I got was the incessant chanting. I liked Australia, but that chant really gets under your skin after a while.
victoria, melbourne
how's it g'arn
what da ya mean victorians are snobs?
if you ask most australians that have lived, or visted, both melbourne and sydney, they will probably tell ya that melbournians are heaps nicer than people from sydney.
we aint that english either, we've just got more culture than sydney (theres that rivalry ya talkin 'bout), melbourne is the the most strong representer of non-stereotypical aussie culture, and some of it is very unique like aussie hip hop(only connection to america is the words 'hip' and 'hop', here the similarites end) and other such things. we are a lot more multicultural than sydney, and that backwards racial, and sexual view that you talked about, is alot more blured in melbourne, it aint such a big deal. melbourne is often neglected in the area of tourism, 'cause we get 4 seasons in one day, and don't have beautiful sunshine all the time. but if ya thinking of coming to australia, you should check the place out (it's a very different place to sydney), might give ya an insight into the fact that not all aussies (in fact very few) are red necked, crocodile wrestling, ignorant, morons who don't know anything.
catch ya later
Wha? Where does it say that Melbournite are snobs? I liked Melbourne, and I liked Sydney. I think if I were heading to Australia again, I'd probably choose Melbourne, but that's mostly cause I've "done" Sydney....
ozzies
it's so good to see a webpage like this. as, for canadians, like me. i love it there in australia. friendly people(like here), beautiful places (like here), perfect weather ( not so quite like here) but, basically,we are similar.
We are, it's true.
Aussies too laid back
I am tripping to Canada in a couple of months. Having worked in the U.S. i noticed a huge difference in that Americans all turn up to appointments. One third of all appointments in Australia (in my business) just won't turn up. Of those that do a good number will come with no money and an excuse asking to pay at another time. I think that this is because being a socialist country we have bred the attitude of everything should be free. Whatever it can be frustrating.
Having said that Australia seems to have a much higher level of culture than America. Better coffee, food and so on and also a lot cleaner. Also Australians seem a lot better skilled at what they do than the Americans. I think this is because Aussies think on their feet where as Americans learn what they need to know inside and out but not more and not less.
What are Canadiand like for keeping appointments?
Chris
Have a great trip in Canada!
Canadians and appointments, what can I say. Sometimes I think Canadians need queues and appointments or they collapse in a panic.
australia
g'day,
i am 15 and live on the beautiful northern beaches of sydney. i work at a boat hire place on pittwater. people from all over the world come to hire the run-about boats. i meet all of them and i have to say that the canadians are the most friendly of em all. When they go fishing they always return the boats clean, unlike some. They are always the most cheery and happy people. When i speek to them they are always positive and love our surf culture and how everything is so relaxed. The only thing that is strange is they have no understanding of our sense of humour.
I have been to the loss angeles, new york and Hawaii. I have met so many americans and they are the most stupid people on earth. They have no cencept of the out side world and believe america is so great and powerfull. One mum in a spa in hawaii thought that australia was a country in Europe. I could have slapped her. Canadians and aussies are similar in that they both know there is a world out there besides their own and they go out an explore it. Also the main sport in australia is rugby union, not AFL that is for sissys.
That's a rather diffuse rant! And still so young. I'm glad the Canadians you've dealt with have treated you well. Having lived in Australia, I can empathise with the lack of understanding on the sense of humour. Humour is a national sport, I think.
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I find it funny that I hear Americans described as unapologetic bigots and yet never hear Americans making such statements against Australians or anyone else that seems to be the rule, rather than the exception in this forum. If "Nick" was my age and not the unwise 15 that he is, I'd clobber the son of a bitch. You people really need to check your egos, including the writer. Sorry if I appear sensitive. I just don't dig on what is essentially racism aimed at me because of where I was born, especially by those who claim to be so tolerant.
I wasn't really writing about Americans, "new yorker". I'm glad you have some perspective on the source of the comments that offended you. I can't apologize on that party's behalf, I'm amazed that you read any bigotry into my words.
P.S. I *hate it* when people don't leave their email address.
about me
So how is your business going? BTW I read "The Ambassador" which you posted... I found it entertaining and well written, for the most part. Did you have anyone review your work for you, i.e. like a professional manuscript reviewer? I am thinking of sending my manuscript off to a person in Australia, just to get a unbiased opinion on plot, character development and overal writing style.
-Stephen
The new business is going quite well indeed. I'm currently learning how to make a modern web design work on IE6. 8(
Thanks for the feedback on the short story.
ROOT
Should have included the word Root (S) especially because of the laugh that Aussies get when they see some mad Canadian wandering around Oz proudly wearing a ROOTS shirt!