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child benefits in Canada (our government is crazy)

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2012.04.25

Applying for the child benefit program (a subsidy of $100/child under 6) in Canada is ridiculously difficult.

In the end, I had to provide copies of:

1. Kenny's passport

2. Kenny's citizenship card

3. Mari's passport

4. Mari's PR visa

5. our lease

6. A signed document from the clinic where Kenny was born stating that he'd been born

7. The application form

8. A form for Mari's permanent residency (why??)

9. A notarized translation of Mari's family registration document (from Japan) listing all of us as family members.

Still absent from the mix: any letter from an authorized party indicating that they know Mari to be Kenny's primary care-giver. To whom could I go for such a thing??

Why is this such a freak show?

That said, here are three good things that happened today:

1. Farking excellent weather this afternoon!

2. Tax return is sent. It was easy(ish) and cheap.

3. Was in a really interesting meeting with a potential business partner of my employer, today; talking about the broad strokes of the financial industry's slim future in this country.

rand()m quote

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

—Roald Dahl