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men with small moustaches

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2014.08.23

Tonight Ken asked me, "why do men with small moustaches want to be bald?"

"Ehhhh, what?" I said, chuckling. I thought he'd outgrown the bizarre non-sequiters.

"yeah, I don't know what i mean." He then chuckled himself. "kinda silly question."

You're cut off of the .. lemonade.

rand()m quote

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.

—William Gibson