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crapped on by a bird, again

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2012.07.28

This makes the eleventh time I've been crapped on by a bird.

rand()m quote

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

—Somerset Maugham