With this solution, we've covered all of our requirements in a cost-effective way. Our obligations to our clients are met. Our auditors are happy. And we encourage employees to bring their own devices in a way that frees us from having to support and understand those devices, worry about their security, and cause hassles for all concerned.
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
—Lenny Bruce