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last minute shopping for X'mas

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

What do you get for the loving wonderful wife who has everything, when you're X'mas shopping at the last minute?

Something from the Internet. Made from waste byproducts of sea creatures and the bodily byproducts of spiders. Naturally.