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"thanks for the lift"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 2011.11.03

The elevators were on the blink today at the office, and the security guard was manually making them work with a key.

As we arose with two passengers aboard, I leaned past the other passenger and said the guard, "Thanks for the lift." and followed up with a fruity chortle.

He looked at me blankly. The other passenger rolled her eyes and shook her head.

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