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a tale of two banks

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Tokyo, 2010.01.04

In light of my recent comparison of Japanese airlines, I thought I'd mention an experience with two banks.

This is the process I've always had to go through to do a wire transfer with Citibank.

1) go to my branch

2) get the assistance of one of the staff to use an ATM

If I wanted to re-use the destination, I had to either:

a) go through some paperwork with a different clerk to register the payee, and wait until Citi managed to get it done (minimum of two weeks)

or

b) return to the ATM and use a cardboard card that was issued at the ATM

Not what you'd call user-friendly.

Here's the process with Shinsei:

1) log in to their website, do the transfer, and un-click 'yes register this payee' only if I didn't want it remembered

Done.

Mind you, the Shinsei login in process is by far the most secure I've ever known, utilizing a one-time pad that they sent me in the mail in addition to a PIN and password typed by on-screen keyboards with randomized letter/number placement. But I only log in once every month or two and quite frankly it's a trivial nuisance compared with the lost time of a 90-minute round trip to my Citibank branch. And for what it's worth, a one-time pad and some terrorizing keyboard entry stuff is frankly good security.

Meanwhile, I'm once again left wondering, what's the story Citibank? Why so dumb about wire transfers in a country that uses wire transfers instead of cheques?

rand()m quote

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.

—-George Carlin