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Toronto, 2004.12.01

I spent the afternoon at the old Metro town hall. And by old, I mean defunct, not old as in years. I think it was only built in the 80's, but it's empty now.

The reason for my being there was an orientation session of the HRSDC's self-employment program. I think I'm going to start a business.

Unfortunately, the worst of the caffeine withdrawal symptoms began shortly before I got there, so I came out with a thumping headache and a bit befuddled.

rand()m quote

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'

—Bill Hicks