get on with it
the journal of Michael Werneburg
Toronto, 2003.09.13
It seems that Lee Salem, an apparatchik at Universal Press Syndicate, couldn't be brought to spell out the word 'masterbate' in a recent UPS fatwa against a recent Doonesbury strip, and went with 'm-word'. As something of a 'frequent flyer' of masturbation, I can only hope that Lee overcomes this hang-up. Because writing 'masturbate' is almost as easy as doing it, if you can only loosen up.