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the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Sydney, 2000.08.30

Now I've seen everything. Tonight, after the movie, there was a fellow standing at the Ozzie-style urinal trough chatting on his mobile phone.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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