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Rosie the banker

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Toronto, 1999.10.21

The letter of standing wasn't available when I arrived at the Bank. But I ran into good ol' Rosie, who's been working there for six months, now. She waived the fee for me, and got my letter together. She added that I should always contact her in the future for dealing with the Bank fukkas....

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I asked my doctor to give me something to stop me from aging, and he gave me a gun.

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